Drivers’ Jokes
Truck driver jokes, road humour and light rest-stop reading for drivers, dispatch teams and regular visitors.
Truck Driver Jokes
Why did the truck driver get a ticket to the concert?
Because he tried to do a U-turn in the mosh pit.
Why don't truck drivers need to buy a map?
Because they always follow their route.
Why did the tomato turn red when it saw the truck driver?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why was the truck driver always calm?
Because he knew how to keep on trucking.
What did the ice cream say to the truck driver?
You make me melt, but I know you won't dessert me.
Why don't truck drivers ever get lost?
Because they always pick up where they left off.
How do truck drivers party?
They raise the roof of their cabin.
Why did the truck stop?
Because it was tired of car-go-ing.
Why are truck drivers good at basketball?
Because they are always going for the long haul.
Why did the truck driver bring a pencil?
Because he wanted to draw a route.
Why was the truck driver popular at the BBQ?
Because he always brings the grill.
What is a truck driver's favorite type of music?
Truck and roll.
Why don't truck drivers get sunburned?
They stay in the shade of their cabin.
Why was the truck driver good at chess?
He always knew when to checkmate.
How do truck drivers stay in shape?
They work out their route in advance.
Why don't truck drivers play hide and seek?
Because they always take the highway.
Why was the truck driver a great musician?
He could always pick up the tune.
Why did the truck driver carry a fishing rod?
He is used to reeling in the miles.
Why was the truck driver good at baseball?
He was always going for the home run.
What do you call a truck driver with a fancy hat?
The head of transportation.
Why are truck drivers good at gardening?
They are experts at turning over new leaves.
How do truck drivers write their stories?
They plot them out on a map.
What is a truck driver's favorite type of shoe?
Truck boots, perfect for the long haul.
Why don't truck drivers ever get bored?
They always find a way to steer the conversation.
Why are truck drivers good at baking?
They know all about rolling dough.
Why did the 18-wheeler bring a ladder to the weigh station?
To step on the scales lightly.
What did the CB radio say to the shy driver?
Breaker 1-9, speak up, don't be a low-volume load.
Why did the reefer truck win the talent show?
Because it had the coolest performance.
How do truckers apologize?
My bad, I shifted the blame into neutral.
Why did the driver bring a pillow to the fuel island?
He wanted a little fill-up nap.
What is a trucker's favorite kind of math?
Mileage, because the numbers really go the distance.
Why do trucks never gossip?
Loose lips cause tail-swing.
Why did the flatbed get promoted?
It always kept things on the level.
What did the GPS tell the stubborn driver?
Recalculating... again. Must be Monday.
Why did the trucker carry two logbooks?
One for hours, one for dad jokes.
Why don't convoy leaders ever get lonely?
They have always got followers in tow.
How do you compliment a shiny chrome bumper?
You are so polished, even the weighmaster blushed.
Why did the rig refuse to start the argument?
It didn't want to spark a diesel.
What is a trucker's favorite bedtime story?
Jack and the Never-Jackknife.
Why did the tanker ace the exam?
It handled pressure like a pro.
How do you spot a happy driver at the rest area?
He is smiling from gear to gear.
Why did the DOT officer become a gardener?
He was great at picking randoms.
What did the mile marker say to the rookie?
Relax, take it one sign at a time.
Why did the sleeper cab get an award?
Outstanding rest in its field.
What is a trucker's favorite ringtone?
Air brakes doing a victory hiss.
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